Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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