The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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