Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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