Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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