Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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