all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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