Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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