Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I lost the right to judge tonight
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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