HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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