Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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