My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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