the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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