What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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