I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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