Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Do vagina's smell?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
is that a dick in a sweater?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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