I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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