Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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