Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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