Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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