pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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