farters have to be the big spoon...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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