Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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