So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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