I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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