The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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