Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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