I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
