I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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