think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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