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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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