oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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