Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
