i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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