I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
