Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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