i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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