You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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