We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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