I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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