I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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