Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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