He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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