Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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