You work out of a Hotel?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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