Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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