So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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