ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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