i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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