Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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