And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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