do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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