So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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