is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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