So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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