You surviving the open bar?
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My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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