awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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