i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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