There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Randomize
